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Whimsy Poems

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AI and Learning

Mice Living in a Bookshop

How Do You Measure Time?

The Telephone Box

The Missing Corkscrew

Names on a Windscreen

Textiles and Me

Purple Quality Street

Along a Country Lane to the Pub

In Memory Clark, the ‘Maple Kind’ Dog

Christmas is Coming

I'm Not Immortal

Mirth and Misery

I’m Just a Mollusc on the Ocean Floor

The Magician Who Made Mistakes

Parthenogenesis

Comparative Times

A Colourful Wedding

Close the Curtains We're Passing Through Wolverhampton

Alan the Wind Turbine

The Boy Who Didn't Know a Horse from a Cow

Ellen the Usherette

Naked Attraction

Sayings on Merseyside Streets

Everyone is a Photographer These Days

My Limited French

The Garden Event

Your Back Passage

My Negative Traits

Time Travelling

The Older Lady Golfer

A Conferred Aunt

You Can Have All of Me

The Sleeper to Inverness

What Does Joe Public Know?

We Thank You So Much

You Know You're Old When...

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