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Wardrobe Malfunctions
We say, ‘It’s snowing down south’
To warn of a wardrobe malfunction.
‘The mouse is out of the house.’
It needs sorting, to avoid an injunction.
‘Two little boys fighting in a sack.’
'Low flying aircraft and a VPL.’
‘The barn door is open, egg on your chin’.
‘I see you’re selling hot dogs as well.’
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