There's nothing quite as nice as a Premier Inn bed.
Their pillows are to die for and prices are quite low.
If you are splashing out get yourself a premium room.
They do a dinner and breakfast deal as well you know.

Occasionally there are problems it has to be said.
Like being on the third floor and your key won’t work.
A traipse down in the lift to the lobby to get it reset.
When it happens time and again you’ll go berserk.

The cheerfulness of the staff is well engrained.
They take most things easily in their stride.
But when the sausages run out at breakfast.
They somehow find a place to hide.

That said, they do a cracking job overall.
Keeping leisure and commerce wheels a-turning.
Be it a double or a twin, Wi-Fi is included.
Proof of the pudding is that we all keep returning.