Lads, why do the hairs in our ears grow so fast?
Why do we rush the removal of an Elastoplast?
I never miss the opportunity to use the loo.
These days I ponder the need to employ shampoo.
Why don’t we see white dog poo anymore?
Why the constant threat of a third World War?
My toast invariably falls jam side down.
Kids these days seem scared of a clown.
How come mental health has reared its troubled head?
I can’t thread a needle, that damn thread.
Why haven’t they planted replacement elm trees?
Why on earth do we always misplace our keys?
Why does my team always lose at a pub quiz?
Often I don’t get a pop when I open a bottle of fizz.