My love for you is long
My love for you is wide
You count to one hundred
And I’ll go and hide

My love for you is deep
My love for you is vast
When I remove my clothes
You always are aghast

My love for you is thick
My love for you profuse
If I don’t nibble your ear
Your love for me does reduce

My love for you is hefty
My love for you is abundant
If I don’t buy you presents
I know I’ll become redundant

My love for you is roomy
My love for you far-reaching
If I leave the toilet seat up
I fear I’ll hear you screeching

My love for you is broad
My love for you is spacious
If I bring a friend home
I know you won’t be gracious

My love for you is heavy
My love for you is thick
I’ve had enough of all this
You, you make me sick.