I know ‘Four in a Bed’ is a Channel 4 reality TV show.
At first I thought it was a spin off from Celebrity First Dates.
Something similar to My Mum, Your Dad, or Love Island.
But then I saw them cleaning loos and serving plates.

The Great British Sewing Bee has me in stitches.
New Life in the Sun tempts us all to buy a second home.
The Only Way is Essex is surely no advert for bliss.
Wife Swap certainly encourages me to remain alone.

I don’t know what’s going on watching Don’t Tell the Bride,
Married at First Sight, I Kissed a Girl and The Coach Trip.
By comparison my life is extremely dull and boring,
I think I’m going to have to wise up and get a grip.

Who needs a Big Brother when you’ve got Teen Mom UK.
The Real Housewives of Cheshire frighten me to death.
Britain’s Got Talent is, let’s face it, a barefaced lie.
Naked Attraction will surely take away your breath.

Maybe the Undercover Boss is the Masked Singer.
Perhaps Most Haunted and Geordie Shore are the same.
Gogglebox encourages us all to laugh at reality TV shows.
I’m just so glad I’m not craving that kind of fame.