I confess, it was me, I'm so, so sorry.
I really don’t know what came over me.
I had an irresistible urge I couldn’t subdue.
One second I’m innocent, then I’m about to flee.

I’m sure I have completely lost your trust.
Things will never the be same I know.
I don’t deserve you listening to me now
What I did will have been a mighty blow.

I realise you’ll be hurting most dreadfully.
It was such a cowardly thing for me to do.
I can’t even give you a worthy excuse.
I should have anticipated this ballyhoo.

I can’t explain, I can only seek your forgiveness.
You probably want to pull my nails out with tweezers.
I hope with time the pain will become much less.
I sincerely promise never again to steal your Maltesers.