It might be foolish to have a porcupine as a pet.
Cuddling one might prove a touch risky.
Even stroking it might also be a step too far,
Especially if the damn thing got frisky.

A snake is another inadvisable pet.
You wouldn’t welcome a hug from an anaconda.
If it got out of its tank it wouldn’t stick around.
The damn thing would most likely wander.

You’d think a baby alligator would give some fun.
But remember they grow fast and they grow long.
No matter how much it professes its love for you,
I’m told the damn things can be a little headstrong.

What about having a lovely black donkey?
One who adores you and loves to play.
Safe and useful with children of course.
Fine, till the damn thing starts to bray.

Your best bet might be a huggable old tabby.
One that loves a nice cuddle and a tickle.
They are very friendly but on their terms.
In a mood the damn things can be quite fickle.

A labrador is surely the best pet?
A happy and very loyal friend always.
Ever joyful and excited to see you.
Marvellous, till the damn things strays.