Let’s kidnap a country’s leader.
Venezuela will do just fine.
It has oil and needs re-elections.
We’ll take it and say it’s mine.

Let’s capture a ship or two.
They’re sailing a well-worn line.
I’ll get the Marines to board them.
We’ll take them and say they’re mine.

Greenland is in a nice position.
The population is quite benign.
We’ll invade the place if need be.
We’ll take it and say it’s mine.

Mexico won’t play ball with us.
Immigrants crossing the borderline.
Let’s pull down the wall I built.
Then let’s take it and say it’s mine.

Columbia isn’t too far away.
It’s selling drugs all clandestine.
Let’s bomb the place to pieces.
Then let’s take it and say it’s mine.

Israel claims it needs my help,
To get rid of that place Palestine.
I’ll gladly help then rebuild Gaza,
Then I’ll take it and say it’s mine.

Cuba is on my list for just being Cuba.
From Mar-a-Lago it’s in my eyeline.
We’ll invade at the Bay of Pigs again,
Then we’ll take it and say it’s mine.

‘Selflessness and Diplomacy’.
Now, that’d be a great a new tag line?
I haven’t a clue what it means.
But I’ll take it and claim its mine.