Old Mr Bart was an unfair old fart.
Mr Tummins was a lazy bastard.
Mr McCann didn’t give a hoot.
Mrs Lodge, the timid old boot,
Each Friday she was plastered.

Idle Mrs Lamb didn’t give a damn.
Miss Wood was a stroppy young sod.
Mrs Kerr had much to learn.
Mr Boyle was awfully stern.
Wanting to rule with an iron rod.

Getting my teachers back,
I’d have given them all the sack.