She got her teeth in Turkey.
Her lips were enlarged in Bangkok.
She had liposuction in Hungary.
In Dublin, a tattoo of a peacock.

She had a boob job in Poland.
A facelift in South Korea.
Eyelid surgery in Costa Rica.
And a tummy tuck Sofia.

She’s no longer the woman she was.
She’s unrecognisable, you’d see.
But certainly a global person.
She’s known as Frankenstein to me.