Rhapsody in Turquoise doesn’t have the right ring.
Johnny B Bad is clearly a missed opportunity.
Hand Dry Your Man by Tammy Wynette,
Would have upset the country community.

Imagine Led Zeppelin singing Stepladder to Heaven.
Halfpenny Lane by The Beatles is just not correct.
Swaying Alive by the Bee Gees couldn’t cut the mustard.
I Chalk the Line by Johnny Cash is not what you expect.

Bob Dylan singing Rowing in the Wind would miss the mark.
Just as Lazy by Patsy Cline would as well.
This Gland is Your Gland by Woody Guthrie,
Let’s be honest, would be a bit of a bombshell.

Lime After Lime wouldn’t have done it for Cyndi Lauper.
Smells Like White Spirit by Nirvana would be a flaw.
The Beach Boys singing Boyhood Vibrations,
Would almost certainly have been the final straw.