I’m self-sufficient, I don’t need help.
I live happily alone, no need for a mate.
I’m content with myself; I don’t need love.
I’ve no desire to increase the birth rate.

I prefer to be quite solitary.
To meet not another sole.
For the world to pass me by.
I’m like a dormouse in a hole.

Really, I’m an altogether guy.
I love my own company; it’s a delight.
No need for at all for a lover.
The truth is I’m a hermaphrodite.