Slap me with bladder wrack till I feel good.
Cocoon me head to toe in soft, warm mud.
Exfoliate my skin with a sugar body scrub.
Marinate me in seaweed in a half-filled tub.

A vibrant skin peel will renew my look.
I’ll detox in brine with a damn good book.
Massage my scalp for as long as you can.
Give me a facial but don’t disturb the tan.

Nourish me, hydrate me, walk up my spine.
Wax my legs and pour me some wine.
Put me in the steam room, plunge me in ice.
Staring at a candle to finish would be nice.