Rose tinted glasses are just great,
For seeing things that never existed.
For changing the course of events.
It’s like history has been assisted.

The name is on the tin of course.
Things look more rosy in reverse.
Any pain and suffering disappear.
The view is now jolly, quite the inverse.

Wearing them gives you superpowers.
You recall things that never transpired.
All supergrasses used to wear these.
It’s how their stories were acquired.

If you’d like a fresh look at your life
Get yourself a good pair of these.
Put them on and close your eyes.
And life will have been a breeze.