Daphne is a Great Dane who has her own sofa.
She scratches the top of the kitchen door.
Daphne takes her owner for a walk each day.
Her bark is an immensely deafening roar.

Her weekly food bill is absolutely huge.
She eats for England at an amazing rate.
Chicken, steaks and sausages galore.
She has an upturned bin-lid for a plate.

Daphne’s now nine years old.
She’s the size of a Shetland Pony.
Her feet now are almost size ten.
Her legs are long and brown like pepperoni.

Daphne does exactly what she wants.
Who on earth is going to challenge her?
Her owners are at the end of their tether.
If Daphne wants a walk they just concur.