Some confuse Pakistan and Afghanistan.
They think they are one and the same.
Turkmenistan is a separate place,
Others think it’s Uzbekistan, which is a shame.

Folks mix up short-leg with square leg.
Both are fielding positions we know.
You are crazy to field in one of them.
So close, you’re sure to take a blow.

A few people confuse Iran and Iraq.
They tar them with the same brush.
One is huge, the other small.
However, both had an oil rush.

People confuse artisan with courtesan.
One works in earnest with their hands.
The other is a prostitute for the wealthy.
So I suppose they’re similar, as it stands!