Billy no mates can’t keep a friend.
Try as he might it’s become a trend.
He doesn’t understand the reason.
He finds one and then he’ll squeeze ‘em.

His social skills are not the best.
With sound judgement he’s not blessed.
Important social cues pass him by.
But actually, he’s a really good guy.

He can be quite embarrassing at times,
When he fails to read between the lines.
Like his joke about the Yorkshire Ripper,
And then the one about the aged stripper.

He doesn’t understand that these mortify,
And that there are rules he must apply.
He need a friend who’s tolerant and kind
Someone who simply doesn’t mind.