Said General Harris to General Trump,
Mark my words, you’re in for a shock.
You are going to lose this civil war.
If I were you I’d retreat and take stock.

Said General Trump to General Harris,
I don’t intend to lose but if by chance I do,
I’ll claim foul, and that I was cheated,
And, be warned, a bloodbath will ensue.

Said General Harris to General Trump,
You’re a misogynist and distasteful sort.
You’re a liar, disrespectful and a cheat.
And you’re a felon, convicted by the court.

Said General Trump to General Harris,
You’re a communist and you’re black,
But I thank you for those kind remarks.
There’s no chance at all I’ll draw back.

Said General Harris to General Trump,
You don’t have a policy to your name.
You’re just a self-serving dictator,
And for this civil war you’re to blame.

Said General Trump to General Harris,
Thanks again, you’re much too kind.
But when I win this race to the top,
You know, to Mexico you’ll be assigned.

Said General Harris to General Trump,
I won’t be losing this race at all.
My integrity will shine through strong.
It will be you behind your Mexican wall.

So the civil war will be played out soon.
The victor will visit places like Rome and Paris.
And to London and Beijing they’ll fly.
Let’s just pray to God it’s President Harris.