I’ll have John, he’s a good dribbler and fast.
Okay, I’ll go for Big Joe. Joe you’re in goal.
Right, my turn. Jack’s slow but he’ll get in the way.
I’ll have Paul. He’s good at digging you out of a hole.

Frank is next for me. He’s a good mate.
Okay, I’ll choose Geoff. He can’t half tackle.
Just two left then, One for each of us.
Bill and Mark. Let’s face it, they’re both maniacal.

Your team goes topless, we’ll wear shirts.
Coats down for goalposts, five paces apart.
No referee of course so we need to be honest.
Right, you have kick-off. Let’s start.