Let’s have some fun and shoot some birds today.
Someone will scare them, and they’ll be our prey.
Bang, I’ve got one. Fetch it Bob, fetch that meat.
Sadly, it’s only a fledgling and too small to eat.

Never mind, let’s try again. It’s man v fowl.
Let’s stay close together, cheek by jowl.
That way we’re certain to get some kills
And they will give us our despicable thrills.