Doh! Marge, what a stupid TV advert this is!
Using the shampoo has got my hair all in a tangle.
They’ll sell you anything with a stupid song.
The person who wrote it I’d happily strangle.

There’s an advert I’ve seen for fruit for your dog.
One for a trimmer for the hair in your ear.
I saw one selling us coffins before we die.
They even think they need an advert to sell us beer.

Doh Marge, I’m sick to death of these silly ads.
Please swich off that unpleasant TV.
I’ll pour us some wine we can enjoy together.
Come on the couch and just talk to me.