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My Roses Aren't Red
My Roses Aren't Red

The Stone Roses are dead and so are Blue.
I love Coldplay, why don’t you?

I have a potting shed where I like to brew.
I love sausages, you love cordon blue.

Long walks I dread and it’s the same for you.
I wear wellies and you Jimmy Choo.

You shouted ‘nuff said when in a rage I flew.
I read your diary to get back at you.

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