Smack me on the bottom.
Call me horrible names.
Smear me with Mustard.
Let’s play adult games.

Shall we dress in leather?
What about humiliation?
Do you fancy bondage?
Maybe a little adoration?

Can I wear your underwear?
Will you inflict some pain?
Can I clean your house?
I'll wear a ball and chain.

Drip hot wax on my chest.
Shave me from head to toe.
Rough me up a little bit.
Leave me naked in the snow.

I fancy some dirty talk?
Do you like role play?
What about masochism?
Whip me, it’s my birthday!

Put pegs on my nipples.
Please let me wear a nappy.
Stand on my back in stilettos.
And I’ll be a happy chappie.