Something just disturbed my equilibrium
A car drove by exposing a freckly bare bum
I shouted, ”Full moon! Thanks chum,
But that’s not my thing as a rule of thumb”.

Something just disturbed my equilibrium
The chancellor is wanting my disposable income
I turned off the news as it made me glum.
It’s another challenge I’ve got to overcome”.

Something just disturbed my equilibrium
I got grabbed by the unmentionables in a scrum
I have to admit, to serous anger I did succumb.
And I bellowed something about plums and scum.